The TSA protecting you . . .

. . . from aging former pop stars. Yes, the TSA (Transportation Security Administration), with no explanation, has decided that Yusef Islam (once known as Cat Stevens) is a dire threat the US security and cannot be allowed to visit the US. Thank you TSA for inconveniencing an entire airplane of passengers and an airport to protect us from the man who sung "Peace Train". Thank you, TSA, thank you.

To learn more about the TSA, visit their website and be sure to wear the right sort of shoes.