Random Pointless Political Sloganering

[akaihyo]

As I was riding the bus, half-asleep, over to work I was pondering parody slogans for political policies I oppose, here are a few:

Universal Medical Care - Bringing you the joy of rationing and wait lists!

Border Security - Building a Wall . . . because it worked so well for the Communists

Ethanol Subsidies - Higher food prices and agri-corp profits for no net reduction in carbon emissions? How can you beat a deal like that!?

Big Government - Institutionalized robbing Peter to pay Paul.


And just to show I can poke fun at my side of the field too:

New Isolationism - We have two oceans and the world's best navy and air force, the rest of you can just go to hell.

Free Trade - Cheaper prices, cheaper wages, it all balances out, right?

Capitalism - The worst form of economics . . . until you look at all the others. (With apologies to Winston Churchill.)


Please, add you own, there must be some political stupidity out there you want to poke fun at.

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[cmccurry.livejournal.com]

Gun Control- Because if we make things illegal enough, criminals will behave.

Hate Crime Legislation- Some groups are more special than others.

[laughingfang.livejournal.com]

To quote Ambrose Bierce:

Corporation - An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility.

And some from me:

Globalization - Feudalism with merchants as the ruling class.

Libertarian Party - The "Fuck You" party.

(apologies to those libertarians I know to be good people)

Commidification - Everything has a price; if it doesn't(like the environment), fuck it.

[akaihyo.livejournal.com]

Of course, I would tag Libertarians as the "fuck off and leave me alone" party.