Oi! Ya bastige! One-upping my ankle-breaking performance of 2001 like that! I'll show you who breaks his leg with the most skill!

(Dear god, I hope not. I hope you've won this competition pretty much for good.)

Okay, more seriously, I managed to do exactly the same thing ankle-wise, but without the femur-break. I know your pain - well, about two-thirds of it, anyway. The flopping-leg image is one that I fear will stay with me. Best wishes for a speedy recovery!